Funny Sms Page 21


Meri prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha..Meri prem kahani ka ajeeb endng tha..izhar-E-mohabt kiya tha SMS se ..jo unhi shaadi tak Pending tha..

Mushraf ki namaz ki niyat: niyat karta hun 2 pathan marne ki,6 rocket fire fraz wasty bush uncle k,mun mera waziristan ki taraf..Alloh-o-akbar..
dhuUzzZZZzZZz


Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi


Boy: ma baap


Girl:Yes


Boy: khana penna


Girl: Yes


Boy: sari dunya


Girl: Yes


Boy:Star Plus


Girl: apna mou sanbhal k bat kro

apko kabhi koi gham na ho..


apki ankhe kabhi ansuo se nam na ho..


apko mile roz-roz naye-naye girl friend


jiski umer 60 sa kam na ho ...

PRACTICAL TIP,


agar apni cosun patani ho to,


jab wo chae bananai kichtan mai jaee to us k pichai jao. zor sai us k upar


jhappi maro,


agar hans gaee to phans gai,


or agar ghussa huee to


BAJEE DAR GAI BAJEE DAR GAI..

To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,"damn I am really so cute"


u will overcome your sadness.But don"t make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell !!

1 ghar mai do gadhy thay, 1 ka naam tha "TU GADHA aur doosray ka naam tha "MAI


GADHA".


"TU GADHA" ghar se bahar chala gaya, to ghar mai kon bacha?hanso mat jawab do...

yun raton ko na jago

so liya karo

yun dil main aansu na roko

ro liya karo

baal to bohat achay bana letay ho

kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

Teacher"pyar aur ishq mein kya farak hai?

Student"- sir pyar woh hai jo aap apni beti se karte hain aur ishq woh hai jo main aapki beti se karta hoon.....!



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