Funny Sms Page 20


Ques: pathan aur gadhe main konsi 2 cheezien Same hain?
Ans: Dono bachpan main khoobsurat hotay hain Aur barre ho kar transport ka kaam kartay hain.

Tum mEre Dil Main Bus Rahi Ho ..
Bus Rahi ho
Bus Rahi ho
Bus Rahi ho
Bus Rahi ho
Bus Rahi ho
.... Zara Side pe Hona Saans ki Naali Main Phans Rahi Ho!

Ho nahi Sakta ke mujhe teri yaad na ayee,Bhool k bhi bhulaoo woh waqt na ayee,Tum bhulao to tumhe agli saans na ayee,Main bholon to..
OoO hello
Baanda Bhool hi jata hai.

Open With Love..Kuch Kehna Hai aapse..Dar lag raha hai..Wohi Baat jo dil ko chhu jaee..
Wohi 3 Lafz
Mind to Nahi karo gay?
..
..
"INSAN BAN JAOO

Mosam Shabab ka..Nasha Sharab ka..parda janab ka ..
Or
Rang Gulab ka ..In sab se haseen in sab se lajawab Dekho SMS parhne wala...
MENDAAK TALAB KA..

Mujhe Dala dena ya dafna dena..jab mar jau 1 ghut vicky mere honto par laga dena..Mein tajmahal to nahi mangta yaron..bas meri kabr pe 1 girls hostel khulwa dena.

Aap Mujhe Aik Jaga Se Bohat Payarey Lagtay hain? ..
maloum hai Kahan se?
..
..
>..
Dour Say.. HAHAHA :-

Every Walk of Life will contain ..Ups And Downs, Flowers and Thorns..So my sincere advice to you is.. "CHAPALAAN pai rakheen!

"AQAL"
Asman ne kaha: Buhat buland hoti hai.
Sagar ne kaha: Buhat ghri hoti hai.
Aap ne Kaha: hain ........ Woh kya Hoti hai?

Haqiqat samjho ya afsaana,Apna samjho ya begana ,hamara aapka rishta hai purana..is liye ferz tha appko batana,k germi aa gayi hai..ab shuru kardo Nahana!



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