Funny Sms Page 22


Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ... look down & then... i lauf again

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... i lauf again


Teacher"pyar aur ishq mein kya farak hai?
Student"- sir pyar woh hai jo aap apni beti se karte hain aur ishq woh hai jo main aapki beti se karta hoon.....!

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.


yun raton ko na jago
so liya karo
yun dil main aansu na roko
ro liya karo
baal to bohat achay bana letay ho
kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo

1 ghar mai do gadhy thay, 1 ka naam tha "TU GADHA aur doosray ka naam tha "MAI
GADHA".
"TU GADHA" ghar se bahar chala gaya, to ghar mai kon bacha?hanso mat jawab do...

To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,"damn I am really so cute"
u will overcome your sadness.But don"t make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell !!

aapko kabhi koi gham na ho..
apki ankhe kabhi ansuo se nam na ho..
apko mile roz-roz naye-naye girl friend
jiski umer 60 sa kam na ho ...

PRACTICAL TIP,
agar apni cosun patani ho to,
jab wo chae bananai kichtan mai jaee to us k pichai jao. zor sai us k upar
jhappi maro,
agar hans gaee to phans gai,
or agar ghussa huee to
BAJEE DAR GAI BAJEE DAR GAI..



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