Funny Sms Page 19


Ek murgi ne 3 anday diye aur dua mangi bachay naik niklien kuch din baad bachay niklay, #1 Bacha namaz partha hua nikla, #2 Bacha tasbhi parta hua nikla ,3rd anday se koi bacha nahi nikla,murgi pareshaan hui , to aik dum andar say awaaaz aii AMMI JAAN main AITKAAF main Bhaita hoon.

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Eid MUBARAK !!
Ahsan Jab chahta Hai Eid manata hai.

Mere dost tanhai Main na waqt Bitaya karo, Kabhi Kabhi mehfilon main bhi aya karo, Kiya hua jo toot gaye hain samne k 4 daant, Phir bhi maon khol kar muskraya karo.

1 Bhoot ne bhagwan ki khidmat ki wo khush ho k bola mang kia mangta hai :
Mujhe khubsurat larkiyon ka khoon chusna hai..Bhagwan nay usay"Alwayz Ultra" bana dia

Rangeen Ho tum rango se bhi zayada,Smart ho tum sab Doston main ziada,Zaheen ho tum Mujhse bhi Ziada, Agar aisa tum sochte ho to bewaqoof ho tum hadh se bhi ziada.

Dr:App ko kya problem hai?
patient: patley motion
Dr:kitne Patley?
patient:Boohaaat paeley
Dr:Phr bhi?
itne k app us se kulli kar sakte hain.

Pathan ki Girl Friend Ne puccha: jab humari mangni hogi tab tum mujhe ek ring dogay na?
Pathan: wai zaroori dega,,Bataoo PTCL pe de ya MOBILE pe ?

Hawa Main betab urr Rahay They Ghalib
Wah Wah Wah Wah !
hawa Main betab Urr rahay thay ghalib
Ooh Phir?
Phir kia Ruk gayi Hawa Gir Gaya GHALIB!



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