Funny Sms Page 17


RANGEEN HO TUM RANGON S B ZIYADA ,, SMART HO TUM MADHURI Se B ZIYADA ,,ZAHEEN HO TUM newton Se B ZIYADA ,, AGER TUM YE SAB SOCHTE HOTO BEWQUF HO TUM HAD Se B ZIYADA. :-D

14 Feb ko hum tumhe kahi lekar jayenge. Batao Kaha? . . . . . . Are socho! . . . . . . Socho na! . . . . . . Chalo thik hai bata dete hain. POLIO DROPS PILANE!! ;-) My sweet baby.

What"s the difference between the Secretary & Personal Secretary ?? ....... Secretary says: "Good Morning Sir".... Personal Secretary says: "Oh my God, It"s Morning Sir.

Sherni ki Maa ne Haathi ke ghar ka rishta thukra diya.... Bolo kyon ?? ?????? ??????? ??????? ???????? ???????? "Tu soo ja.... Woh unke ghar ki baat hai.

God created heat and called it sun, He created entertainment and called it fun, he created light and called it moon, He created you and called it Cartoon.

Jeevan ki har ek paristhiti mein hamare paas hamesha 2 raaste hote hain: 1.Bhaag Lo (run away) ... Ya fir... 2.Bhaag Lo (participate).. Choice is your"s!

Tum chale gaye to bagh se titliyaan chali gayi... Phool murjha gaye... Patte jhad gaye... Ab to GARDEN ME PANI DENE AAJA RAMU.

Puri botal na sahi, Ek jaam to ho jaye, Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye, Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe Jukam to ho jaye.. Wah wah wah.

hudi ko kar buland itna chara ho ese tese ke khuda khud tujhse poche abe sale utrega kese..,,,,,

Hamare sar pe baal aane ka intezar to 11 dukan ke HAJAM kar rahe hai, lekin takle pe baal aana muskil hi nahi namumkin hai..



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