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Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se rote-rote naina thak jayenge. Pyar karna hamesha padosi se roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge.

Door Gao mein Rat ko jab Maa Baap sote nahi To Baacha kehta hai Sojao Maa, . . . . ...................... Nahito 1 aur Bacha Ho jayega.

Ishq karne se pahle uska anjaam dekh lo. ishq karne se pahle uska anjaam dekh lo. Agar fir b samajh na aaye, to film "Tere Naam" dekh lo.

Karan johar ka kamal to dkho...... Kuch Kuch hota hai:Love ur friends,,, K3G:Love ur parents,,,, Kal ho na ho:Love ur neighbours,,,,,, Kabhi alvida na kehna--Love others Wife! :-D

Na jane vo hamse kya chupati thi. Kuch tha uske hotho pe magar najane kyu sharmati thi. Jab hamne muh khulvake dekha to pata chala Saali GUTKHA khati thi.

Sunday means: ... S: Sote raho ... U: Utho der se ... N: Nahao mat ... D: Dekhte raho TV ... A: Aaram hi karo ... Y: Yaad karo sirf humko. ... So enjoy ur SUNDAY. :-)

Aapke liye film me baat ki hai. . Chhota sa role hai, .... John Ibrahim aapko paani me le jar raha hai. ...... Film hai. ...... "GAI BHAINS PANI ME

Life is difficult, Full of trials, Sorrow, Pain, But if u fall down, Just stand up straight, Be confident & say.... "One More Peg Pls

If DON was a student den his dialoge: DON KI compartment clear hone ka intzar.. 11 subjecto ki teacheron ko hai.. lekin DON ko pas krna.. mushkil hi nhi.. NAMUMKIN hai...

Lips "Bhindi" ki Tarah , Gaal "Timatar" ki tarah , Eyes "Matar" ki tarah, Pura Face "Gobi" ki tarah, Ae Allah!! ek Dost dia wo b Sabzi Mandi ki tarah.



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