Funny Sms Page 14


Jo har shaam tumhe ched jaye,... jo har raat tumhare galon ko chum jaye,.. jo har subah tumhre kano me kuch kah jaye,... use maar do ..... wo machhar hai...(Dengu se bacho)..

Jab se tumhe dekha hai... ...... . . . . mera .......... . . raat ko ........ . . . din ko ...... . . . . subah ko ......... . . . . shaam ko .......... . . . khaate samay ......... . . . peete samay ......... . . . sote samay ........ . . . nahate samay ........ . . . parhte samay ........... . . . aate samay ............. . . . . jaate samay ............... . . ........ hass hass ke bura haal ho gya hai...!!

Tum mann hi mann unhe chahte reho gye,unhe batane ka plan banate reho gae,pata laga ki koi or le gya unhe tum to bas unki shadi me tent,kursiyan lagate reho gaye..

Osama to big B (Amitabh): How are you??.. Big B: Bas kabhi khushi kabhi gham. And you?.. Osama: Bas kabhi gola kabhi bum :-D.

143 means? Do u wants to know? what it means? Press Down.. . . . .......................................................................... It means... ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE!!

1 Good reason Why india can never win against australia? Its all in d name: The last 3 alphabets of australia says "lia" And india says "dia"!

Poem: Zindgi badi udas hai,mujhe lagi pyas hai,muje duniya se na koi aas hai,muje khelni ati taash hai,main uska sir fod dunga,jisne kaha meri poem bakvas hai.

Joothe hai woh dost jo kehte the..Jaan bhi mango toh de denge.. Aj woh apni girl friend jo jaan kehte hai.. Aur mango toh saale inkar kar dete hai..!!!

Ek din kisi kavi sammelan me ek kavi bola- Meri maa ne kutta liya meri maa ne kutta liya.. Tabhi ek kavi bola- aur bohkne ke liye yaha bhej diya

Imagine tommy is a dog and you are a flower . Imagine tommy is a dog and you are a flower. Tommy lifts his leg and gives you a shower. Ha ha ha ha :-D



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