Funny Sms Page 12


Mallika Sherawat goes to skin doctor and asks "Main nahate waqt kya lagaun"? ... Doctor : Bathroom ki kundi!.. :-D

Why everybody is invited on marriage but not on marriage anniversaries? ???Guess....... ..Socho.. ..... SUKH KE SAB SAATHI,DUKH MEIN NAA KOI

Aarz hai "Alladin ke paas tha ek jadui jin, dil nahi lagta hamara aapke bin, Stainless Steel main hota hai 0.2 tin, khuda kare mast jaye apka aaj ka din

Tchr: Bacho, batao ke billi 1 sath itne sare bache kaise paida karti hai? Kid: Mam agar aap road pe billi ki tarah ghumo to apko pata chal jayega

Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in d sky Dropping shit into ur eye. U don"t worry u don"t cry U just thank God that cows do not fly....

AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hun 1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo paani 1dum thanda hoga aur "THANDA MATLAB" Coca-Cola :-D

Pad likh kar kya karna hai, Akhir1 din sabko marna hai, Mar kar bhi agar janam liya, to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !! So enjoY!!

If dentists make films, d names will be - - *Daant ho na ho... *Jaanam brush karo... *Aa ab clean karen..... *Kabhi teeth kabhi gum.... *Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)

Bacha to mom :Mummy Ise Baar hum diwaly kay pataakhay ise dukaan say leingay....Mom:Leiken Beta Yeh Too Girls Hostel Hai....Bacha : mummy Papa Too Kehtay Hain Kay Yahan Patakahy aur phooljariyan..milti hai!

Paani main tairna machali ka style, Hawa main udna paanchi ka style; Different SMS bhejna apunka style, fukaat main SMS padhna aapka style.



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