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Zarra-Zarra kar ke Teri yadon ka mahal banate hain...... ILLEGAL construction kehke Municipal corporation Wale tod jate hain........

Har samundar ka sahil nahi hota,har jahaj main missile nahin hota.Agar dhirubhai ka sapna na hota to lucche,lafango ke pass mobile na hota.

KYA hua jo USNE MEHANDi RACHA Li, HUM bhi ab SEHRA SAJAYENGE,MUJHE pata tha ki WO apne NASEEB mein NAHi,ab uski CHHoTi "BEHAN" ko PATAYENGE.

Ek bhikari : sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab: tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte hoo. Bhikari: abe tere ek rupiye ke liye kya office khol lun.

Jab sms karte ho to PostMan lagte ho, Jab khush hote ho to DobberMan lagte ho, Gussa aya ??? Olle ... Olle ... Le BISCUIT khale!

TEACHER:U call UR mother as MUM.. what will U call UR mother"s younger sister and elder sister? SARDAR:So simple madam,MINIMUM and MAXIMUM.

Milna bichurna sab ooper wale ka khel hai, Milna bichurna sab ooper wale ka khel hai, DOSTI hi ek rishta hai jo "NOT FOR SALE" hai...

Do U Know that Why GOD Has Created Spaces Btwn Our Fingers? ? So Dat Sum1 Wud Come In Ur Life, Hold Ur Hand, And Say... "Le Bidi Pi".. :-D

Message karne se jo darte hain... Call karne par jo marte hain... Badluck to dekho... AISE KANJUS dost mere hi palle padte hain,...

Students k dard university kya jane, colleg k riwaj parent kya jane, hoti kitni taqlif 1 paper likhne me, wo paper check karne wala kya jane..



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