Funny Sms Page 9


Aap Ne Mujh Ko Dekha,,, Fir Aap Mere Peeche Aaye,,, Aate gaye,,, Phir ... Phir .... Phir ... Phir... Phir kya... MUJHE.. ... ATHANNI Deni Hi Padi.

Fizaon mai tum ho Hawao mai tum ho Baharo mai tum ho Dhoop mai tum ho chhaon mai tum ho.Sach hi suna tha.buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota...

Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai, dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai,AUR AAPKE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORA HAI.

Definition of a Nurse " a young and beautiful woman who fingers you in all places n holds your hand and then expects your pulse to be normal...!

IF You R Not Busy Press Down.. .. .............................................................. ............. .. .. .. ................ .. .. .. ............ .. ................... ...... ...... .......... ........ ....... IF You R Not Busy Press UP..:-)

AAP APNI MASHOOK SE KARTE HO BAAT TO HAMARA ZIKR BHI KIYA KARO, AGAR USKI KOI SAHELI HO SUNDER SI TO THODA SA APNE CHOTE BHAI KI BHI FIKR KIYA KARO...

Suno gorse PEPSI walon, Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo Chahe jitna DEW pilalo,Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI...!

Log kehte hain, pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girl friend sar pe sawar ho jaye. Hum kehte hain ke pyar itna karo ki girl friend ki friend ko bhi pyar ho jaye.

Badi kamzor ha tre mre dil ki conectvity, hota hai bar br conection kyu disconect, tere dil ka dialup hi kisi kaam ka nhi hai afsos kia maza tha hota jo yeh wireles.

Chota baccha 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha. Baap NE puchha "kya kar rahe ho?" Baccha : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.



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