Funny Sms Page 11


Duniya me rehke sapno me kho jao, kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi k ho jao, Agar kuchh bhi nahi ho, to phir se takiya lo aur so jao!

Apne dil ki bat dil me mat rkhna, Apne item ko pakad kar"I LOVE YOU" khna, Jyada muchmuch kare to gabrna mat, "RAKHI" nikal kar kehna pyari behna milte rehna

Humko to beer ne luta, Ciggerete mein kahan dum tha!! Apni to kashti hi wahan doobi jahaa....... .... whisky ka drum tha.... Cheers...

A boy gifted a card 2 his Dad on his b"day with a sher "PHOOL TO BAHUT HAIN PAR GULAB JAISA KOI NAHI,PAPA TO BAHUT HAI PAR AAP JAISA koi NAHI..

Huzoor aadab arz hai. Lagta hai mausam kafi sard hai, Are September ke mahine ka yahi marz hai, Par doston ko msg karne mei kya harz hai, Aap ko msg bhejna hamara farz hai, kyuki apka number hamari phone book me darj hai. Yeh msg type kar ke hamari ungalion me dard hai, itna jaanlo ae dost ye badiya msg aap per karz hai. Is karz ko kaise chukana hai, ye sochna ab aapka sir-dard hai.

Phoolon ko phool pasand hai, Dilon ko dil pasand hai. Shayar ko shayeri pasand hai. Kisiki pasand se hame kya, Hame to bas apki saheli pasand hai.

GOD-"Tumhe kya chahiye? MAN-"Hay Bhole nath muje Sridevi chahiye "GOD-Beta She wears saries worth Rs.50000- u cant afford,b hapy I"l gv u Mallika Sherawat.

Garmi ka ek Fayda to hai.. .......... Socha kuch.! .......... kya soch rahe ho..??? ........ Bus ek Fayda hai..! ........ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.............................................................. Sardi NAHI LAGTI!!

Once upon a time, there wer two friends So and Jo, One day Jo got scared, Then why did So die...? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Because"Jo darr gaya,So marr gaya"!

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let"s Thank... KAAMWALI



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