Funny Sms Page 13


TERE GAM ME TADAP KE MAR JAYENGE, MAR GAYE TO TERA NAAM LE JAYENGE, RAB KO RISHWAT DE KE TUJHE BHI BULANENGE, UPAR SAATH BAITH KE KURKURE KHAENGE.

Jab 50-50 km. DUur koi baccha rota hai hoooo....... .Oooo...to uski Maa bahut khush hoti hai aur kahti hai uska beta bada hoke "HIMESH RISHMYA" Banega. :-D

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA but girraffe was not eating. Why? Bcoz Oonche log Oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND :-)

Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai, Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai, .... upar likha hai chappal chor, niche 5 rupees inaam hai :-D

A:u r Active B:u r Best C:u r Cute D:u r Dashing E:u r Excellant F:u r alwayz 1st G:u r Gr8 Sorry Z tak jhooth bolne ki himmat mujhme nahi hai! :-D

aik tha raja aik the rani dono mar gay khatam kahani .. .. .. .. .. .................................................................................................. . Idiot! Ab kia un ki laash doondh rahay ho kaha na maar gaye khatam kahaani.ab sojao

Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon, Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...? Par tu taaeel hi itna lagati hai k har bar fisal jata hoon.. :-D

Dekh k logoko,socha ishq hum b karle... phir bewafao ko dekh socha,thoda sabr karle....... jaan gawante dekh is daldal me kaio ko.... Socha patli gali se hm Nikl len...

Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko, kahi hum chheenko se pareshan na ho jaye. Yaad to hum bhi apko bahut karte hain,Par darte hain k kahin aapko zukaam na ho jaye

Jeevan k kathin rasto pe kaun apka sath nibhati hai . . apki wife..! Nahi . . apki girl fren . . . areee nahi yaar . . . aapkii . . . . . . ....... CHAPPAL. ..... . So take care of ur chappal



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