Funny Sms Page 15


Kabhi kisi ladki se book nahin maangni chahiye, nahin toh chaanta bhi lag sakta hai. kyonki book means: - B=Baby... O=only... O=one... K=kiss...

Punam ki raat mein chand badal jata hai, Waqt ka saath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki aapko tang na kare, Per sochte sochte plan badal jata hai

Kafi dard bhara sher hai, zara dhayan se padhiyega:---- Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai..... Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai..... kyunki ab wo dekhne me itni khas nahi hain :-D

What"s d simmilarty between marriage and 11:59? .? ..? ...? ....? .....? ......? Simple hai. ....... Dono ke baad ...... 12 hi bajte hain..! :-D

Teacher: apna charactr saaf rakne k liye har aurat ko apni MAA samjna chaiye Student: har aurat ko apni MAA samju to mere baap ka character khrab hota hai

A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A AAAAnchi... Xcuse me Plz....! sorry to disturbe U.

Chandni raat main sone se pehle, Khawbo ki duniya me khone se pehle, Maine socha tumhe yaad dila du, Maine socha tumhe ehaas dila du, ............. "Susu kar k sona"..!

Before you ...... judge a person, ... walk a mile in ... his shoes. ... After that, ... . ... . . .............. who cares? ... He"s a mile away & the shoes are yours. .......... Enjoy d new pair of shoes.

God: Beta kya chahiye? Admi:Meri shadi Aish se kara do. God: Uski 1 saari 1lac ki hai. Kharcha utha payega? Aadmi: koi upay? God: Mallika se shadi karle.

Biscuit Wala"s Love letter: dear MARIE,2day is a GOODDAY.you have KRACKJACKED my LITTLE HEART.now iam in 50-50 position.plz don"t play HIDE-N-SEEK UR...TIGER!



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