Funny Sms Page 18


KASTI Chali KINARA Chhut gaya AASMA se SITARA Toot gaya Tu bi to Aaj tak nahi Sudhara Jaha Dekhi DIWAR,Wahi MOOT gaya.

IF U LOVE SOMEONE, JUST DONT TELL IT- ........................................................ . . . . Because is me uss masoom ki kya galti hai, woh kyon sazaa bhugtey.

Are u a high scoring student? Bored of gettin gud marks? join M.S.UNIVERSITY. . aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saalon me.. marks se nomarks... ab sach mein posible!

Arz kiya hai..... "Aapka doggy aap se rooth jaye, Jaake gande naale me doob jaye; Doobte hue bolay abb aur zulm nahi sahenge, Ghar me do-do nahi rahenge !!"

Shama jali to parwane bane Sharab bani to maikhane khule... Ae Dost apni birth-date to batao, pata to chale kis din paagal khane bane???

Kal mainne 1 batair pakra aur usay pinjray main baand kardiya ..woh peeche se nikal gaya .. mainne phir pakra aur phinjray main band kardiya ..woh phr peeche se nikal gaya..mainne phir usay pakar kar pinjre main daal dia woh phir peeche se nikal gaya.. mujhe ghussa aagaya mainne usay zibah kiya aur kha gaya ..................... Woh zalil phr PEECHE se nikal gaya.

Did i Do anything Wrong?.. Then Y R U Avoiding me? .. Atleast Remeber me once in a week,, its really hurting me. With Love urs "BATH SOAP"

Hello ... Hello .....Hello .....Hello .....Hello .....Hello .....Hello .....Hello ..... Awaz nahi arahi hai ? Hello ..... Ab awaz ayii ? Ab bhi nahi ? ... ..Awaz ayege b to kaise? pagal yeh to SMS hai..ha ha

if Molvi"s Start making films..

The names of films will be:
Islam aya tum na ayee..Kaho

na Ramzan hai..Hum Zakat

dey chukey sanam..Masjid

meray veer di..kabhi roza

kabhi Namaz..hamari tasbeeh

appkey pass hai..Imam

banaya app ney..Aa ab namaz

parhain..Shaheeed to hona hi

tha..Molana app key hain

kon?..

Sher likha jata hai , Sher parha Jata hai , Sher Kaha Jata hai, Sher Suna jata hai, Par jab sher Samne Aata hai to pajama Aage se gela aur peche se pela hojata hai.



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