Funny Sms Page 49


At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking
coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on

Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don"t forget.

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all
things beautiful why doesn"t it rain on you?

Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.

Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per kiya
kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai!

Erz kiya hai..Hum to ashiq hain ap ke Shadi bhi ap say krain gay...Per tomray
abba ammi hum say larin gay...Hum phir gusai main aa ker qatal na ker
dalin...Kiya qatal to sari umer jail main guzarin gay haha!!!!

Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI
AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI....

Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...hahahaha

sharab hai to mai-khane banee
husan hai to dewane banee
ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai
tabhe to pagal khane banee

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exzm Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!!!!



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