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Teri Maa Di
Tere Peo Di
Teri Behan Di
Tere Bra Di
Teri Babi Di
Tere Pure Khandan Di
Te Meri v Tu Jan Hain

Zindage mein aisa koi lumha na aaya..Har pal na ho too mujhe yaad aya..Dunya men aisi koi exhibition na hoge..Jis men kunjoose ka award aap ne na ho paya!!

Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano
dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will
be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile
will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

Masoom se ek larki thy, sms92.com per sms karti thy, ek larkay per vo marty
thy, baten piyary karti thy, per house number deynay se vo darty thy.

Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-
darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi
phir maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi
uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi....



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