Funny Sms Page 51


Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don"t need it.

Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti.

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

If u hide, i"ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i"ll search 4 u. If u"ll leave, i"ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i"ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i"ll kill you.

REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS


"Allah k naam pay day day baba"

life without u is impossible.. u r n my breath n blood.. i can"t spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i"ll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen ;) hahahaha....

Remember me every day, every moment warna......

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,
8,9,10,11,12,13,
14,15,16,17,18,19,
20,21,22,23,24,25,26,
27,28,29,30,31,32

ek ek kar ke saare DANT TORD DIYE JAEIN GAY.....
heheheheh

Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay Woh Kambukht Na Janay Kon Say Sabun Say Nahata Hay.

kia dekh rahay hoo...apna kaam karoo

1960"s Girls: Pehla pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna tera intezar hai
2005"s Girl: Phela pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna warna dosra tayyar hai..



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